you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

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Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.

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listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

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